I am a vegan – I say it loud and proud. (As all good vegans do) 

You know what I ate for dinner last night?  A big juicy sirloin steak.

Contradiction?  I don’t think so.

There are at least 2 million species of animals on Earth, I eat 3 of them.  As such, I am 99.99985% vegan.  

Perfection is unattainable.

We tend to define each other on our abnormalities not our tendencies.  Consider:

99.85% Muslims have not taken up arms against the United States.

99.96% of police officers in the United States have never shot a civilian.

99.94% of men in America have never sexually assaulted a woman.

100% of people that drink water die.